Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra

Knock Knock!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because its too far to walk!

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!

Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A: Lemon-aide.

Q: Why can’t a tyrannosaurus rex clap?
A. They are extinct.
Hehe

This one cracks me up. Perfect for a Monday.
Q: Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships full of potatoes?
A: Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!

A good one for a summer day.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
A: Incase he got a hole in one!

A good one for people heading out into nature this weekend. Or for anyone who needs to fix a leaky faucet!
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water!

Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Gimme a ring sometime!
