Joke for Kids #279
Q: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
A: Because he was too wrapped up in himself!
Joke for Kids #227
Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!
Joke for Kids #6
Only 12 more days till Halloween!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!
Joke for Kids #278
Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A: PRANK-enstein!
Joke for Kids #223
Q: What’s a woodpecker’s favorite kind of joke?
A: A KNOCK KNOCK joke!
Joke for Kids #248
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?
A: Should we walk or take the dog?
Joke for Kids #181
One for the moms.
Q: Why didn’t the boy take the bus home?
A: Because his mother would make him take it back!
Joke for Kids #186
A historical joke for the day…
Q: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A: At the bottom!
Joke for Kids #148
When you wake up on a Tuesday, think it must be Friday, realize it isn’t and are disappointed, then tell yourself to be an adult and get on with it.. on those days I am both sets of grapes.
Q: What does one bunch of grapes say to the other?
A: Stop wining!
Joke for Kids #147
This one work for grownups too. Especially when going back to work after a long weekend.
Q: What did the man say to his tie?
A: Stop hanging around me!
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