Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because its too far to walk!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
Q: Why can’t a tyrannosaurus rex clap?
A. They are extinct.
This one cracks me up. Perfect for a Monday.
Q: Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships full of potatoes?
A: Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!
A good one for a summer day.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
A: Incase he got a hole in one!
A good one for people heading out into nature this weekend. Or for anyone who needs to fix a leaky faucet!
Q: What runs but never walks?
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Gimme a ring sometime!
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator!