Its almost time to go back to school – time flies so fast, especially in summer.
Q: How do you get straight A’s
A: Use a ruler!
Tag: Jokes
Joke for Kids #185
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra
Joke for Kids #285
Knock Knock!
Joke for Kids #66
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because its too far to walk!
Joke for Kids #221
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
Joke for Kids #172
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A: Lemon-aide.
Joke for Kids #54
Q: Why can’t a tyrannosaurus rex clap?
A. They are extinct.
Hehe
Joke for Kids #168
This one cracks me up. Perfect for a Monday.
Q: Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships full of potatoes?
A: Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!
Joke for Kids #163
A good one for a summer day.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
A: Incase he got a hole in one!
Joke for Kids #257
A good one for people heading out into nature this weekend. Or for anyone who needs to fix a leaky faucet!
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water!
365 Jokes for Kids 