When you wake up on a Tuesday, think it must be Friday, realize it isn’t and are disappointed, then tell yourself to be an adult and get on with it.. on those days I am both sets of grapes.
Q: What does one bunch of grapes say to the other?
A: Stop wining!
Tag: Jokes
Joke for Kids #147
This one work for grownups too. Especially when going back to work after a long weekend.
Q: What did the man say to his tie?
A: Stop hanging around me!
Jokes for Kids #274
Q: Why are elephants poor?
A: Because the work for peanuts!
Joke for Kids #203
Its almost time to go back to school – time flies so fast, especially in summer.
Q: How do you get straight A’s
A: Use a ruler!
Joke for Kids #185
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra
Joke for Kids #285
Knock Knock!
Joke for Kids #66
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because its too far to walk!
