Cows are cute!

Cows are cute!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
…Also a fun summer treat. YUM.

Bunnies!!!!

Q: What does one hat say to the other hat?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

More of a riddle than a joke, but here it goes!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock!

Alexa (Amazon Echo) told me this cat joke yesterday. Perfect for kids!
Q: Why don’t cats get invited to parties?
A: Because they leave too much litter!


For this joke and many more, get the 365 Jokes for Kids: A Joke A Day Book + 5 Bonus Magic Tricks book on Amazon.com!

Q: Which side of the cat has more fur?
A: The outside!

