A historical joke for the day…
Q: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A: At the bottom!
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Joke for Kids #148
When you wake up on a Tuesday, think it must be Friday, realize it isn’t and are disappointed, then tell yourself to be an adult and get on with it.. on those days I am both sets of grapes.
Q: What does one bunch of grapes say to the other?
A: Stop wining!
Jokes for Kids #274
Q: Why are elephants poor?
A: Because the work for peanuts!
Joke for Kids #221
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
Joke for Kids #54
Q: Why can’t a tyrannosaurus rex clap?
A. They are extinct.
Hehe
Joke for Kids #168
This one cracks me up. Perfect for a Monday.
Q: Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships full of potatoes?
A: Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!
Joke for Kids #163
A good one for a summer day.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
A: Incase he got a hole in one!
Joke for Kids #197
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!
Joke for Kids #96
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