A good one for people heading out into nature this weekend. Or for anyone who needs to fix a leaky faucet!
Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water!
Author: Chrissy Voeg
Joke for Kids #51
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Gimme a ring sometime!
Joke for Kids #158
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator!
Joke for Kids #132
Today’s joke picture by Abby, who is obviously ready to head to the beach!
Joke for Kids #120
Cows are cute!
Joke for Kids #82
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
…Also a fun summer treat. YUM.
Joke for Kids #52
Bunnies!!!!
Joke for Kids #226
Q: What does one hat say to the other hat?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
Joke for Kids #255
More of a riddle than a joke, but here it goes!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock!
Cat Joke for the Day
Alexa (Amazon Echo) told me this cat joke yesterday. Perfect for kids!
Q: Why don’t cats get invited to parties?
A: Because they leave too much litter!
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